if you're here you've probably already heard about this. read on for tulip & elijah's petty and banal exploits. this is set in like, 2022/2023 i think? some time between the pandemic and the starmer's government, certainly. thanks to rachel reizin for doing artwork, as ever.

only available in downloadable formats but hey! maybe there'll be a version in website with a couple of the typos corrected – at some point.